Ketchup Is a Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves

By: Robin O'Bryant

Published April 1st 2014 by St. Martin's Griffin (first published November 8th 2011)

Category: Biography

Pages: 240 pages

ISBN: 9781250054142

Description:
If you don't have anything nice to say about motherhood, thenÉ read this book. Robin O'Bryant offers a no holds barred look at the day to day life of being a mother to three, running a household and the everyday monotony of parenting. It's not always pretty but it's real. Whether she's stuffing cabbage in her braÉ dealing with defiant yet determined daughtersÉ yelling at the F.B.I... or explaining the birds and the bees to her preschoolerÉ you're sure to find dozens of humorous and relatable situations. From the creator of Robin's Chicks, one of the South's most popular blogs on motherhood, misunderstandings and musings, comes a collection of essays that will not only make you laugh and cry, but realize that you're not alone in your journey.
Sit back and relax, pour yourself some "mommy juice," throw a fresh diaper on your baby and deadbolt the bedroom door to keep your kids outÉ because once you start reading you'll be too busy wiping away tears of laughter to wipe anybody's butt.